you can have some lexies if u share the edibles. before you try and tell me what's in them, imma let you know i don't care, they warn drugs about *me*.
Cease and desist! Cease and desist! This was the same bar mitzvah where I was officially made spokesperson for our secret alliance and I don't appreciate these unauthorized disclosures.
If you only knew; I have so much material I could use to keep this going but I have to stop because I know people in real life and the loonies may use this against them.
My wife was just telling me how sad she became when she listened to a shiur that we must see it as a mercy that we can now at least bury Shiri, Ariel, and Kfir Bibas.
Fuck I really wished this was real.
What do you mean? It is
Well, we should visit one together. The last time I tried my Gold Card wasn‘t accepted. They said they changed to silver.
goddammit i got so not-bored with reading this that i finished it and now i'm writing a comment.
what the fuck, man. need a better word for when a thing is this not-boring. i'll call my wordologist tomorrow.
Thank you, this comment made me really not-depressed. See if that wordologist can prescribe some not-Prozac for me.
you can have some lexies if u share the edibles. before you try and tell me what's in them, imma let you know i don't care, they warn drugs about *me*.
You are the one who knocks, got it 👍
Cease and desist! Cease and desist! This was the same bar mitzvah where I was officially made spokesperson for our secret alliance and I don't appreciate these unauthorized disclosures.
I ran it by George and he said I was allowed to share this much as long as I didn’t go into details
If you only knew; I have so much material I could use to keep this going but I have to stop because I know people in real life and the loonies may use this against them.
Someone is going to take you seriously. Remember that most people get their information from CNN and Fox News.
That really cheered me up. Couldn't stop laughing :D
I’m so glad! ❤️❤️❤️
My wife was just telling me how sad she became when she listened to a shiur that we must see it as a mercy that we can now at least bury Shiri, Ariel, and Kfir Bibas.
Ugh I love your writing and this is great satire but the generational trauma in me is terrified that someone will read this and think it is real
Whoever would read this and think it’s real already thought it before they read it haha
You’re a Jewball
Also, one of the most brutally authentic, surprising and intelligent writers in these pages.
Ahhh thank you 🥲❤️
Sophie, we can not let the gentiles in on all the fun! Please don’t tell them about our secret Talmudic raves either
don't worry! most of them aren't getting approved even if they tried lol
This makes Biden so relatable and I am learning a lot. Wait… what?! 😏
He’s literally the sweetest ❤️
I’m sure they will, but for every one of those there will be a couple more to criticize them for it 🤷♀️
I guess this is a parody of the Matzoh Balls for Jewish people under 35 to socialize and hopefully pair off? They still have those?